Dusting Off the Keyboard.

It took me 28 days to wish you a Happy New Year, so I think that waiting nearly 7 months for the next post seems to be right on schedule…right?

How is it already July?   And there’s no denying it is July–the humidity here in New York City is stifling and I feel we’ve already had more days in the 90s than all of last summer combined.  I’m sure that’s an exaggeration, but it sure as hell doesn’t feel like it.

Speaking of hell, I found a meme on Instagram the other day and of course, I couldn’t find it again.  But the gist of it was the following:

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I mean, it’s definitely too late for me, but…

 

Sunday Comics: Happy, Uh, New Year!

Happy New Year!

Yes, I know that January is nearly over.  But it’s not yet–so I have a few more days before wishing someone a Happy New Year because my procrastination is in full swing becomes embarrassing (and even when it is embarrassing, I just drink more and ignore it).

You gotta love friends:  I have been nudged by nearly all of them about me neglecting all of you–ranging from a passive “I don’t think I’m getting your email updates anymore” to aggressive “Why the fuck aren’t you writing” comments.

I know, I know!  The truth is, I have been writing–just of the book (gasp! yep, I said it) variety.  It is a travel humor book: a collections of stories I have accumulated over the last 25 years of traveling.  I have 2 more stories to type up and then I think my very first rough draft is done!  Also, because apparently I’m a glutton, I’ve started piecing together a cookbook, which will be a collection of favorite recipes.

Apparently, I like collections.

Regarding the blog, I could apologize and proffer promises of a “new year, new me bullshit” but we all know that’s not me  (well, the promising yes–just not the doing!)–and in the spirit of Sunday Comics, found this little gem on Pinterest (because aside from Netflix, what better way is there to procrastinate?!?!?!?!).

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Happy, Uh, New Year!

 

 

Sunday Comics: Cooking a Turkey

The countdown is on to what has become over the years my favorite holiday: Thanksgiving.  I mean, how do you not love a holiday dedicated to food and family and friends and football?!?!?

Of course, it is all too easy to go overboard and completely stress yourself out: how to prep the turkey, how to bake the turkey, whether or not to brine the turkey, what sides, how many desserts, which wine, comparing yourself to that one person in your life who goes over & above so much they make Martha Stewart look normal, and on and on…

STOP THE STRESSING!

All you need to know is in this video from Mary Risley (Tante Marie’s Cooking School) (namely don’t stress and pour more wine!). It is on the longer side, but you definitely get the gist in the first few minutes!  Also a word to the wise: if you’re listening to this at work, perhaps you want to put in your headphones.

Happy cooking!

Sunday Comics: The Taco Truth

funny AND probably fairly accurate

Just kidding, Momma!

Actually truth be told, my mother is probably thinking “that’s totally how to kidnap her, especially if there’s also beer.”

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Sunday Comics: Texas Heat Wave

too. hot. to. type.

Actually we were given a brief heat wave reprieve today in NYC–but Sundays are great for being lazy.

Meanwhile, back home:

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Stay cool & hydrated–and watch out for rings of power!

Sunday Comics: A Recap & Some Distractions

In just under 11 hours (uh, not that I’m counting or anything–10 hours, 18 minutes),  Season 7 of Game of Thrones is premiering and I thought for today’s comic, I’d leave you with a quick recap.

**SPOILER ALERT**  If you’re just getting into the GoT scene, here’s a bit of advice: you might want to skip picking a favorite character, going to weddings, and today’s meme.

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Btw if you’re looking to kill some time before the show starts and the real killing begins, it seems like everyone has a GoT quiz ranging from testing your knowledge to which house(s) you belong.

Here are just a sampling to keep you busy (my results are in italics):

Which GoT Character Are You Based on Your Winter Conditions? apparently, NYC is akin to Riverrun–although I just got a House name, not a character.

GoT Super Quiz  okay, maybe it took a couple of times to get through it…stupid Littlefinger!

Which GoT Character Are You? Daenerys…yay! dragons!

How Many Dead GoT Characters Can You Name?  29…hint: direwolves count–as they should!

GoT: The Ultimate Quiz 18 out of 20–that’s what I do: drink wine & know things

Which GoT House Do You Belong? House Stark.  Winter is coming…

Or if you don’t like you result, you can try again What GoT House Do You Belong In? The Night’s Watch….hahahahaha…I don’t think I’m eligible! Although I’d like to think that I know more than Jon Snow…

Or again Which GoT House Are You? House Stark.  Apparently I’m destined for the cold weather, but I do love my pupcicle.

Or if you feel like you can’t be confined to one house, Which Two GoT Houses Do You Hail From? Stark/Targaryen yay! dragons and direwolves!

Which GoT Warrior Would Be Your Trial by Combat Champion? The Hound…continuing on with my dog-theme and I’m perfectly okay with that. 

If you’re looking for more, Google will happily give you “about 1,740,000 results in 0.49 seconds” if you type in “Game of Thrones quizzes.”

If you haven’t had time to rewatch, HBO is kindly kicking things off at 6:45pm ET with Episodes 59 & 60 (Battle of the Bastards and The Winds of Winter, respectively).  Invite your friends, feed your dogs (not necessarily in that order), and kick back with a couple of jugs of wine!

Valar morghulis.

 

 

 

 

Sunday Comics: Road Rage

I’m not 100% sure why, but this makes me laugh hysterically every. single. time.

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I am 100% sure if this happened to me, I’d have to pull over for awhile because I’d be laughing so hard I wouldn’t be able to breathe.  And a general rule of thumb when driving is that if you can’t breathe, you probably shouldn’t be driving.

See, not just funny–helpful.  You’re welcome!

Happy Sunday and if you’re out driving, please watch out for angry alpacas!