Chalkboard Art: Unicorn Lattes

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New York City streets are filled with a lot of things: people, dogs, trash, mysterious things you’re better off not knowing what they are…but my favorite things NYC sidewalks offer are Chalkboard Art.

I have ABSOLUTELY NO idea what unicorn tastes like.  I have no desire to live a half-life or a cursed one for that matter, so I consider unicorns to be on my “DO NOT EAT” list.  Those who actually know me know just how short that list is–I mean, after all I am not only willing, but love to eat Vegemite and Peeps (although not together–that would be gross!)

BUT if I were to imagine it, I would think that unicorns would taste like cotton candy or perhaps marshmallow.  They would NOT taste like mango and mostly certainly not with some sour sauce added to the mix.  For the record, this description was thankfully provided by a person who has asked to keep his/her identity a secret.  Also for the record, I solemnly swear it is not me, as the only colorful drinks I allow myself to drink have rum or tequila in them!  True story…oh, except for slushies….I do enjoy a nice cherry coke slushy from time to time.

But I digress.  Back to unicorns and coffee and the reason we’re here today: Chalkboard Art.  I think the Chalkboard Art below accurately sums up my thoughts about anything unicorn flavored that a certain coffee company might offer (and a big thanks to Camilla for sending it to me because she knows that I like my coffee as black as my soul!)

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Hogsmeade

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After we left Hogwarts we wound our way back down to the village of Hogsmeade.  A quaint little village, where there is snow on the buildings all year round.

Our first stop was to wet our whistles with some delicious butter beer.

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And it was delicious (as it tastes like butterscotch, which I adore!), but oh-so-very-sweet.  In fact, we all shared one and that was more than enough for me.  Alas, it is non-alcoholic.  Cut the sweetness and create it in alcoholic form and I would probably drink it by the bucketload.  #justsaying

My favorite store in the village–actually, probably in the park–was Honeyduke’s.  Being a sugar fiend aside, it was a bright and colorful store, very quaint.  I had to restrain myself from literally purchasing everything, except for vomit & boogie flavored beans, Bertie Botts can keep those!

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We spent a bit more time wandering around Hogsmeade and peaking into various places, like the Three Broomsticks (but too full from butter beer to eat anything!).  All too soon, it was time to make our way back to the platform to take the train back to London…

Hogwarts

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You gotta hand it to Universal, they know how to sucker you in create a whole experience.  Of course, in order to do that you need a pass to both of their parks–but it is TOTALLY worth it (if you’re a Harry Potter fan–and by fan I mean borderline obsessed…and by borderline, I just mean obsessed) to get on the Hogwarts Express at Platform 9¾ and ride to Hogsmeade & Hogwarts.

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Like Gringott’s, Hogswarts is a ride that first winds you through the castle offering you a better look inside the most famous wizarding school in the world–just watch out for the staircases, they like to move!

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It was tempting to go through again, but we were burning daylight and still had to get to Hogsmeade!

Taint No Place More Magical!

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For awhile, I just walked around and took in all the shops (btw, if you’re just now joining me–welcome!  I’m discussing my visit to Diagon Alley in London Universal Studios in Orlando, FL as part my first Fabulous Not Forty Birthday Trip).

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I really wanted to get a wand, but at some point practicality took over and by that I mean, whose wand would I buy?  Of course, I’d want Dumbledore’s and Snape’s and Hermoine’s and maybe McGonagall’s…all I knew that I shouldn’t spend over $100 on wands that in NYC would probably be considered a weapon–so I left Ollivander’s empty handed.  Although just FYI, the wands are interactive with various things throughout Diagon Alley so if you could actually pick just one–it would make a great addition to your collection and a great enhancement to your time at Diagon Alley and Hogsmeade.

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Aside from Ollivander’s, the next coolest place was Borgin & Bourke’s (don’t look at me, my parents are muggles and wouldn’t have known to tell me to ask to be in Griffindor, so I’m quite sure I would have been sorted into Slytherin!) in Knockturn Alley.  Lots of fun and cool interesting stuff to buy.

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Of course, NO trip to Diagon Alley would have been complete without stopping at Weasleys Wizard Weezes, complete with a tightrope riding Professor Umbridge screaming about having order!  Skiving snack boxes, extendable ears, darkening powders, and a lot more of George & Fred’s wonderful creations right at your finger tips!

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There was one ride in Diagon Alley, which was inside Gringott’s bank.  Basically, you walk through the bank and then ride down into the vault area–just don’t mess with the goblins…or the dragon!

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There are tons to do, see, eat, and drink in Diagon Alley–but if you get bored, then you can go find the Dursleys and hang out with them 😉

The Leaky Cauldron

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One cannot go to Diagon Alley and NOT eat at The Leaky Cauldron. It would be like visiting New York City and NOT eating cheesecake.  I mean, really–who does that?  No one.

So thus…when you’re in Diagon Alley at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Studios, you have to eat at The Leaky Cauldron.

My biggest complaint:  TOOO MANY CHOICES.  Actually, there weren’t that many choices but they all looked delicious.  I decided on the cottage (aka shepherd’s) pie.  Thankfully Sissy & TK each ordered something different (bangers & mash and fish & chips respectively), so I got to try a few things.  It was good.  I mean, it is park food–so it’s not the best shepherd’s pie or bangers I’ve ever had, but it was quite decent and felt a little less like I was being gouged at the registers.  Plus my pie came with a salad, so I could feign being healthier (despite the pumpkin juice and fishy green ale and butter beer and…well, you get the point).

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Calling Wizards & Muggles Alike

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Remember a few weeks back when I mentioned getting sidetracked by my Harry Potter pictures, which was making it hard to focus on Key West (and by weeks, I mean months)?  Yeah, well, when planning my posts for this week, I momentarily forgot about them.  Now before you yell at me, let me e’splain:  since I left you in the midst of my Fabulous Not Forty birthday trips at the southern most tip of the continental United States, I thought it would be fun to jump up to the most northern part of the United States in my Birthday Trip #2 to Minnesota.  But of course, my OCD kicked in and I realized I could not, would not, should not leave the state of Florida for Birthday Trip #1 without talking about my time in Orlando.  For the record, I have full faith in your ability to follow me from Florida to Minnesota back to Florida and then back to Minnesota.  It’s not you, it’s me.  I promise.

Since Orlando is on the way back to Sissy & TK’s house (okay, a slightly round-about-way home), we decided to stop at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Orlando Studios.  And by decided, I’m sure a lot of begging, pleading, and pouting were involved.

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I have to tell you the last time I was at Orlando Studios it was a long, long, long, long, long, long time ago.  The summer it opened to be exact.  Needless to say, it had changed a lot.  Okay, I can’t even really remember what was actually there, so it might as well have been a new park.

We made a beeline ambled through the park in the direction of London (hopefully you know I actually meant made a beeline), where we could enter Diagon Alley and then take the Underground Entrance to board The Hogwarts Express where the world of Harry Potter awaited.

Although we did pause briefly to pay homage to that iconic fish that has haunted me for years.  Since we were on dry land, he didn’t seem so scary as I remember…

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And then I saw it: London. I was like a kid at Christmas!  I tried my best not to knock down any small children (adults and teenagers were fair game!), as the wonderful world of Harry Potter was laid out before me.

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Thirsty Thursday #11

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In trying to find pictures for Throwback Thursday, I realized I have a lot of pictures of adult beverages (that is said with pride, by the way). As such, I’ve decided that rather than share pictures of me with bad 80s hair and glasses that legitimately covered half my face, I could easily share glasses of a much tastier kind. And while I’m normally posting pictures of tasty adult beverages, this week’s picture is kid-friendly…and oh so delicious!  So without further ado, I present to you another Virgin Thirsty Thursday!

Fishy Green Ale

A creamy minty cinnamon drink with blueberry “fish eggs” at the bottom.  It sounds like an odd combination, but was interestingly delicious.

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Ollivander’s

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Better Than Sex!

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Sigh.  Okay, here’s the deal: I thought I would be proactive and upload all of the photos from my FL trip.  The problem with that is whenever I go to my photo library to see what I want to write about next, I see all my Harry Potter photos from Universal Studios and suddenly THAT’S what I want to write about.  However, my OCD won’t let me write about Orlando until after I finish Key West.   Don’t get me wrong, Key West was amazing and amazing and even more amazing.  But Diagon Alley has a dragon!  That breathes fire.  A FIRE BREATHING DRAGON!

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If I were more technologically savvy, I could get the video to play…

There isn’t much that can compete…except, maybe…a grilled chocolate and cheese sandwich.

“What the what?,” you ask.  Oh yes, I said grilled chocolate and cheese from a fabulous little dessert restaurant called Better Than Sex (you can’t make this up, people!).  There were a plethora of tempting desserts from which to choose, however, since I feel that cheese is non-negotiable in my life, when push came to shove that’s what I picked.  Dark chocolate and brie grilled together on homestyle bread, topped with cinnamon and powdered sugar.  It was served with a strawberry champagne dipping sauce…and it was divine.

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chocolate grilled cheese!

Are you drooling yet?  You need to be!

Being the GENIUS people that we are, we all picked a different dessert to try (and share!).  While I think each preferred our own, I will confess that Tracy’s order of the signature dish was a very close second to my concoction of melted cheese and chocolatey gooey-ness!

Tracy ordered the Better Than Sex

Tracy ordered The Better Than Sex

Jamie's Kinky Key Lime Pie

Jamie’s Kinky Key Lime Pie

Christi's Peanut Butter Perversion

Christi’s Peanut Butter Perversion

NOW ARE YOU DROOLING?!?!?

Of course, there was quite an extensive list of dessert cocktails, along with a great wine list and the usual dessert drinks.  Even the coffee was fancy, with the option of a chocolate rim.  I enjoyed the delicious coffee as is, but Christi ventured out with a pretty white chocolate rim!

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It’s a tiny restaurant and always packed, so either make a reservation beforehand or be prepared for a wait (don’t worry–it’s well worth any wait!).

Better than sex?  No–but pretty darn close!