Now that you have The Jackson Five playing background music in your head, I have a confession. You know those silly/annoying emails that circulate every couple of years in which you answer questions about yourself? Yeah, I’m one of those annoying people who not only fills them out, but sends them to nearly everyone in my email address book. I’m a details kinda girl and I love collecting tidbits of information about people. Who knows what you might learn about your friend that you’ve had since the 2nd grade or some great blackmail information on the annoying coworker 4 desks down?
A couple of months ago I saw a getting to know you post in the format below. It’s been a long time since I filled one out (probably because everyone on my email list has a secret pact with each other to NEVER EVER send me another!). Aaaaand it is different than any other that I’ve seen, so I thought I’d give it a go!
How is it different? Why, thank you for asking: rather than answer questions, you simply list (although WARNING: I never list–I always have to explain!) 26 interesting things about you, each item starting with a letter in the alphabet. While I’m horrible at explaining, I know that you’re brilliant and by the time you get to “A,” you’ll have it figured out!
One last thing before I begin: individuals did not make this list. So if you are just reading this in search of your name stop right now and go back to work, uh, I meant lunch. Don’t pout–invariably I’d leave someone out and then I have to endure years of guilt trips. Ain’t nobody got time for that! And honestly, how am I supposed to pick between Bubba and beer? Although, actually that’s rather easy because I’m 250% sure that Bubba (aka my brother) would agree it should be beer.
Now, back to the task at hand.
The ABCs of Shez:
A is for Addy, my darling pupcicle (you know, in case you weren’t aware that I had a darling pupcicle whom I adore!)…and before you call me out on it, yes, I broke the “No Individuals” rule, but it’s the ONLY time I promise.
B is for Beer…mmmmmm….beer (I hope you heard that in a Homer Simpson voice!). I don’t think that needs further explanation. Plus you should have seen it coming.
C is for coffee. Again, no further explanation is needed, especially those who have had the “pleasure” of seeing me in the morning before coffee–it ain’t purty!
D is for dogs. Pupcicles are special because they bring so much love and joy into our lives–in so many ways. Of course, it ain’t all sunshine and roses, particularly when you live in NYC and have to pick up poop for a very large dog. But they make our lives whole with their amusing antics and unconditional love. PS–if you’re wondering how much I love dogs, I picked them over dessert! If that’s not love, I don’t know what is!
E is for Eso se que es, which literally translated is confusing so I like to go with the loose translation of “it is what it is” and whenever I say it, people look at me like “did you just say socks in the middle of my rant?” No, but yes. Anyway, it is a reminder that life is bigger than all of us and that any time you think everything is perfectly mapped out, the Fates will take the opportunity to intervene so they can laugh at you. Thus to keep sane, I like to remind myself of three things: eso se que es, que sera sera, and Lord give me coffee to help me change the things I can, and wine to help accept the things I can’t.
F is for FOOTBALL!
G is for Grace. By that, I don’t mean elegance or beauty or charm. Did I mention I was clumsy? Well, I am. I come by it honestly (right Auntie K??). As such, my Ome would always call me Miss Grace (as in, I am anything but). To this day whenever I hear the word grace, I think of my Ome.
H is for Hamburgers. Preferably ones with cheese and bacon and avocado and served with onion rings….but any ol’ burger with cheese will do! 😉
I is for Ice cream. And anyone who doesn’t think it should be on EVERYONE’S list is just wrong.
J is for Jigsaw puzzles. I love to put them together–although I haven’t put one together in a long time. Why? Well, whenever I find one that I love and makes me want to set up a card table and put it together, I remember that I live in a house with Princess Adelaide Grace, who is so named because like me, she is anything BUT graceful…
K is for Kaas (Dutch for cheese). I couldn’t leave cheese off the list, thankfully the Dutch helped me out a bit. And before you accuse me of using Google Translate to find a language where cheese started with a different letter than C, I will have you know that I was a Rotary Exchange Student to The Netherlands. How does this relate to cheese? I used to live about 6 miles from Gouda and would go on Thursdays to the cheese market…because…how can you go wrong with a cheese market???
L is for Laughter, because it truly is the best medicine–unless you have TB or malaria or something like that, then I would highly recommend medication.
M is for Molasses cookies, my favoritest cookies in the world!
N is for Nelson, as in Willie (and Waylon and the boys).
O is for Oven–I love baking and roasting and I can go without a lot of things, but an oven ain’t one of them!
P is for Peckish. For most people, it means slight hungry. But I’m never slightly hungry, so when you hear me say peckish know that it means “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the rider, but I don’t want you to think me gluttonous, so I’m going to just pretend that I’m kinda hungry and then either eat all of the snacks you foolishly set out or go back for seconds and thirds when we do eat.”
Q is for quixotic, which is just fun to say…quixotic, quixotic, quixotic!
R is for reading and don’t ask me to pick a favorite book. I’m still trying to narrow my list down to 10 so I can post it on FB (and we’ll just pretend I wasn’t tagged to do it a month ago…sorry Becca!)
S is for Shiner…and failing that, Stella (and don’t tell me it’s cheating because I’ve already listed beer…it’s MY list!)
T is for Tolkien. You thought it would be TEXAS! didn’t you? I just wanted to share a line in a poem in Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring, which completely sums up my life: All those who wander are not lost. I do hope, though, that you appreciate that I was still able to work TEXAS! into the T slot 😉
U is for umbrellas. I totally have Mary Poppins to thank for my love of umbrellas. Ironically, I hate using them in NYC. People here are oblivious when using them and tend to poke other people in the head, repeatedly until I feel an urge to grab the umbrella out of their hands and give them a good smack with it. I refrain, of course, but I know that I’m one huge rainstorm away from needing bail money.
V is for vino. What? It’s a word. It is in my house….and that’s all that matters.
W is for wanderlust. The reason wine is called vino in this list. Traveling is truly my passion. Even more so than eating and drinking. Luckily, I consider imbibing in the local food and drink an integral part of traveling! I was bit by the wanderlust bug when I went to The Netherlands (see K is for Kaas) right after high school–and I have no plans to stop any time soon and “I haven’t been everywhere yet, but it’s on my list.”
X is for Xi, which is one of my favorite words to play in Words with Friends.
Y is for Yoga, something I’ve recently started doing. Who knew stretching and finding on your inner zen could be so draining? Please don’t write in and tell me yoga is more than stretching and finding your inner zen. I know it is, but when you’re watching others it looks so relaxing and graceful. I’m here to tell you for me it is neither relaxing nor graceful, but I do enjoy blundering through class–even if I look like a bull in a china shop.
Z is for zazzy. And yes, you have to say it like Sheldon. And if you need further explanation, I’m not sure we can be friends anymore (if you’re worried about it, I can totally be bought with wine, beer, and cheese….but not crappy cheese–if you’re trying to bribe me, it had better be aaaaaaa-mazing cheese!).
And that’s me in a nutshell!
For the record, this was a lot more tedious than I thought it would be, so not as easy as the Jackson Five would have you believe!
Thanks for indulging me!
5 thoughts on “Easy as ABC…”
I had to quit reading after T. The tears would not allow me to see the words. T is ALWAYS for Texas! Tolkien REALLY?? Over Texas? Who are you? Tolkien? I may not have cried if you would have used H for Home (maybe) but Tolkien???? 😭. Willie too hangs his head in shame. 😔. You’ve lost the necklace privilege Ann will agree put it in the mail addressed to me. Tolkien. 😭
It was a bit hard to understand you through the tears, but I think you said that I’m a GENIUS because OF COURSE TEXAS IS THE NON-NEGOTIABLE choice and so I took a moment to share something NOBODY would have expected. As if any thing could actually come before Texas…
In thanks of thinking I’m a genius, I’ll leave you with this 😘😘
All I saw was Blah, Blah, Blah. I know you need to defend yourself & the shame you must feel but that was Lame. Of course Texas is obvious it’s TEXAS!! And you say your looking for interesting things about you… Girl let me be the first to tell you Texas IS what makes you interesting! So because we love you and see that you have lost your way Dad, Becca, Chelle, Lizzie, & I came up with a little something to help you back on the path home to TEXAS.
THE ABC’s of TEXAS.
A = ALAMO because that is where it all began. AUSTIN the capital of the greatest state in our nation. AMARILLO well because that’s where your other family lives. ARMADILLO.
B = BBQ; BLUEBONNETS; BUFFS(aloes) BOOTS and lets not forget BLUE BELL ICE CREAM
C = COWBOYS the ranching kind, the western bar kind, & the ones in Dallas with a big blue star! CADILLAC RANCH; COWS; & COUNTRY MUSIC.
D = DALLAS, it’s called the big D for a reason; DEER; DANCING; DONT MESS WITH TEXAS; DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS; DESERT; (& Becca & Chelle remind you of the DEAD cow hit with their truck)
E = out in the west Texas town of EL PASSO…; The EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPON YOU
F = FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS. Yes folks it’s real; FOOTBALL; FREDERICKSBURG; FORT WORTH (because George asked if it crossed your mind); FRIENDLY
G = GIANT because everything’s bigger in Texas; & GUITARS as in the only two things in life that make it worth living…; GILLEY’S; GALVESTON; & GIG ‘EM
H = HOME SWEET TEXAS; HILL COUNTRY; HOUSTON; HORNEY TOADS; & HOOK ‘EM
I = INDEPENDENCE
J = JOHNSON as in Lady Bird; & our LBJ; & JACKRABBIT
K = KINGS RANCH
L = LONE STAR STATE; LONGHORNS; LADY BIRD; & LUCKENBACH (because Everybody’s Somebody)
M = MARGARITA; MUSIC; MOCKING BIRD; MEXICAN FOOD
N = NIGHT SKIES (as in The Stars at Night are Big & Bright…); & NASA
O = OIL (as in black gold Texas T) OUTLAWS (the originals)
P = PECAN TREES; PECAN PIE; mmmm; PICK UP TRUCK; PLAINS; & PALO DURO CANYON
Q = QUANAH PARKER; QUARRIES;
R = RIO GRANDE; RODEO; RAILROAD; RANCHES; RANGERS (baseball & lawmen) & RATTLESNAKES
S = SAN ANTONIO; SPURS; SHINER; SIX FLAGS; SCHLITTERBAHN!!!
T = TEXAS (T is always for TEXAS) (Lizzie said “it’s what you should have put in the first place!!!)
U = UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS
V = VILLA (as in Taco Villa); VENISON
W = WILLIE (you got this one but mistakenly put it under N, to those of us in the know it’s just WILLIE). WIND, WILDFLOWERS
X = XIT RANCH
Y = YELLOW ROSE; Y’ALL;
Z = ZZ TOP; & a ZILLION REASONS TO LOVE TEXAS!!!!
And that’s why I love ya’ll ❤️